Handsome’s Disease

Does Your Cat Have It?

What Is Handsome’s Disease?

Handsome’s Disease, formerly known as lepurrrosy, is a disease that affects cats around the world. Cat’s who contract Handsome’s Disease become dangerously cute, and anyone around them can be affected by their cuteness. While it’s thought that Handsome’s Disease has been around for thousands of years, the first documented case was a cat named Mr Handsome in the late 19th century.

At this time, there is no known cure for Handsome’s Disease. While not fatal, it affects countless lives on a daily basis. This is why Dr Laszloxander Hamilton is researching this terrible disease.

100%

of cats will contract Handsome’s Disease in their lifetime.

94%

of cat photos on social media show signs of Handsome’s Disease.

0

cures or treatments have been found for Handsome’s Disease.

Common Symptoms of Handsome’s Disease

Here are a few signs that your cat may have it:

You find yourself taking many photos of your cat
They frequently do a big stretch
You’ve started asking them questions like, “who’s the handsomest boy?” or, “are you a floofy baby?”
They have one or more of the following:
- Little feets
- Bean toes
- A cute snoot
They make cute noises
You’re frequently overwhelmed by how cute they are
They’re just a little guy

These are just some of the most common symptoms. Always talk to a veterinary professional if you suspect that your cat has Handsome’s Disease.

“Patients suffering from Handsome’s Disease often find that their humans are overwhelmed by their cuteness to the detriment of their professional and personal life.”

—Dr Laszloxander Hamilton

Frequently Asked Questions

How is Handsome’s Disease spread?

Unfortunately, we don’t know. However, we do know that cats can be born with Handsome’s Disease, which leads some experts to believe that it can be passed from one generation to the next.

Where is Handsome’s Disease found?

Handsome’s Disease has been found across the globe, from domestic house cats to large cats such as tigers and panthers.

Is Handsome’s Disease the same as Hansen’s Disease?

No. Handsome’s Disease is a disease only found in cats, while Hansen’s Disease is an unrelated illness that affects humans.

Can Handsome’s Disease cause other medical problems?

Unfortunately, yes. Cats with Handsomes disease are significantly more likely to have Chronic Sleepies Disorder, a condition which makes cats look oh so cozy while they nap for many hours of the day. Additionally, they are at a higher risk for Little Guy Syndrome, a condition that causes cats to be “just a little guy”.

How do I know if my cat has Handsome’s Disease?

If you notice any of the symptoms we’ve listed, your cat may have Handsome’s Disease.

Still not sure? Take the quiz.

What Can We Do to Fight Handsome’s Disease?

Dr Laszloxander Hamilton himself suffers from Handsome’s Disease, but he says there’s hope for those who have contracted it.

Our studies have found that it’s possible to live a fulfilling life after diagnosis.

—Dr Laszloxander Hamilton

The Handsome’s Disease Research Act

In 1993, Socks Clinton passed the Handsome’s Disease Research act.

This landmark piece of legislation established and funded the Handsome’s Disease Research Institute in order to find the cause and a cure for this illness.

Socks Clinton, of the Clinton Administration, at the White House.

How You Can Help

Treat

them to as many snacks as they want.

Thank

them every time they put their butt in your face.

Give

them your chair, and never get up if they’re on your lap.

Your Vote Matters

While treats and legislation help, finding a cure for Handsome’s Disease requires intensive research. If you want to support that research, vote for Laszlo for Roc Top Pet. With your support, he can continue his work and help cats in need.

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About Dr Laszloxander Hamilton

Dr Laszloxander Hamilton is a pioneering feline surgeon dedicated to finding a cure for Handsome’s Disease. He graduated top of his class from the prestigious Purrrinceton University, where he earned his degree in Feline Medicine. As a surgeon, Laszlo’s steady paws and cute fluffy cheeks have made him a favorite among patients and colleagues alike. When he’s not in the lab or the operating room, he enjoys hitting the golf course—though instead of chasing birdies, he’s chasing birds.

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